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July 2nd, 2009

RIP Vibe Magazine @ 08:44 am

Current Location: hollywood

RIP Vibe Magazine


by Amelia G : June 30th, 2009

eminem vibe magazine coverYears ago, a photo Forrest Black and I shot of Malcolm Jamal-Warner was almost published by Vibe. At the time, Malcolm Jamal-Warner was starring on Malcolm & Eddie with Eddie Griffin, but still best known for whatever it was he did on The Cosby Show. (I can’t speculate because I’ve never seen The Cosby Show, although I have seen a Chris Rock spoof of it.) I admit that I was interested in shooting him mostly because he was a charismatic guy with the world’s largest diamond tongue ring, at a time when tongue rings were still, ya know, radical. Vibe expressed interest and held onto the print for months. I was really excited to appear in such a large circulation music and lifestyle magazine then, but, alas, they eventually passed and sent my stuff back. No idea why to this day.

But now I know Vibe will never be on my list of credits because effective today, the magazine has ceased to exist. Staffers were in the middle of work on a Michael Jackson tribute issue when they received a memo, from CEO Steve Aaron, telling them they could basically go home. Vibe was hit hard by a combination of lack of access to venture capital and the huge decline in advertising, especially in Vibe’s bread and butter automotive and fashion categories, due to either recession belt-tightening or companies plain going out of business. I’m not a . . .

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April Flores Bizarre Magazine Cover @ 08:42 am

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April Flores Bizarre Magazine Cover



by Amelia G : July 1st, 2009

April Flores BizarreBlue Blood hottie April Flores is on the cover of the new issue of Bizarre. This is her second time gracing the cover of Bizarre. Only a few women, such as Masuimi Max, Bianca Beauchamp, and Aria Giovanni have been on the cover of Bizarre more than once, so April Flores is in a pretty exclusive club there.

Last month, you saw the video of the Topco April Flores Toy art show curated by Carlos Batts.

Photographer Martin Perreault shot this April Flores Bizarre cover as well.

April Flores is also starting work on designing a plus size sexy clothing line. She always has something going on.

Congrats to April Flores for making the cover of Bizarre yet again. Blue Blood girls are . . .

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June 28th, 2009

Tweets @ 08:06 am

  • 00:26 Workin tomorrow but now food n bev at Boardner's w @ForrestBlack Jukebox Elvis to BeeGees to Bon Jovi eclectic #
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June 27th, 2009

Tweets @ 08:03 am

  • 09:59 @duckydoo I heart Joan Jett. The first music I ever touched myself to was her Bad Reputation album. Is that TMI? #
  • 10:00 @dianacage If cheating is defined as behaving in a way at odds with the agreed upon relationship, I'd say it is found in all orientations #
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June 26th, 2009

Tweets @ 08:04 am

  • 04:32 @_Stilgar_ after a long day of travelYOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE? WE'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY!!! Staying with shaman's family crazy jungle noises-RT #
  • 04:33 WTF is up with WordPress wanting to make posts schedule for 1969? #
  • 04:33 Ego Likeness Tips for Band Booking bit.ly/H6MSn #
  • 07:14 Does the internet make embarrassing pals better or worse? bit.ly/UGm8i #
  • 07:17 @BlueBlood launched acct set up at Twitter SXSW launch when I spoke there. Way to early adopt! Follow Friday #
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Does the internet make embarrassing pals better or worse? @ 04:35 am

Does the internet make embarrassing pals better or worse?



by Amelia G : June 25th, 2009

jefbot internet humiliation

Webcomic JEFbot has a comic strip panel set where actor roommates JEFbot and The Cornfather discuss the embarrassing videos they have posted of one another. </p>

As a kid, I recall being repeatedly told a story about how, when I grew up and brought dates home, I should expect that my family would tell really awful humiliating stories about me. The idea was that this would be humorous. I don’t know whether or not it would have actually been funny as, by the time I passed puberty, my family was indifferent to meeting my dates whether they were the offspring of sitting US Senators or international drug dealers.

I did, however, do a print zine called BLT ::: Black Leather Times where my unsavory pals and I would often post embarrassing things about one another. This was definitely very funny. Unfortunately, it has proven potentially either less hilarious or much much hysterical since the advent of the internet. See, when Forrest Black was teaching himself HTML, he practiced by creating digital archives of a whole bunch of issues of BLT. BLT’s editorial policy at the time was very punk and so there are some people where the number one search engine result for their name is an extremely witty descriptions of a sexual peccadillo from 1990 which they might prefer went forgotten. Now, these are all people who absolutely deserved whatever was said about . . .

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Ego Likeness Tips for Band Booking @ 04:29 am

Ego Likeness Tips for Band Booking


by Steven Archer : June 26th, 2009

steven archer ego likenessFor some reason I have been having this discussion over and over lately, the most recent being with my buddy the truly awesome musician Dan Clark about the problems of getting your band booked. Based largely on my experiences touring with [info]ego_likeness, here are some of my thoughts on the whole business of getting booked . . .</p>

There are several problems with bands getting shows.

1. The most obvious, yet the least talked about: The band needs to be desirable. Does the band bring *anything* to the table, do they have a fan base? Most of the time the answer is no. And on the occasions the answer is yes, it’s best to assume it is smaller than you think it is.

1a. Most bands are far more interested in playing shows than making fans. Many bands believe they are good, and believe that because they are good people will give them a chance, and give them shows. I see a lot of bands trying to go on tour that are just not ready for it. I mean you can do it, don’t get me wrong, but chances are you will play a bunch of random bars, for no one. You might score a hit here and there, but more than likely you will just bleed money.

So lets say they manage to book a show in an unknown market. No one . . .

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June 25th, 2009

Tweets @ 08:06 am

  • 20:11 Dear Internet Explorer, target blank is NOT a pop-up. #
  • 03:56 4th of July plans ruined by project that will not end. Getting info I need like pulling teeth & I keep hearing Mission Accomplished BS. :-( #
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June 24th, 2009

Tweets @ 08:05 am

  • 11:49 Forrest Black & I shot layouts of Bella Vendetta & Rachel Face for Tattoo Teasers bit.ly/16DAm6 #
  • 11:51 Forrest Black & I have photography in current Rolling Stone & current Star bit.ly/Oj3gH Is it ok for me to be jazzed about that? #
  • 12:09 Does anyone have a copy of the HBO vampire show Blue Blood, @ForrestBlack and I were on? I want to finally see a copy. #
  • 12:31 Ow. Had a bunch of my hair cut shorter & still too long to style w/o burning myself with a flat iron. #
  • 16:52 coffee with Lange #
  • 05:30 @malixe I think you get in trouble if you plead praiseworthy though. #
  • 06:15 Bruce Willis naked RT @BlueBlood New blog post: Cyberpunk Fetish Honeymoon Hotel bit.ly/124fk6 #
  • 06:18 Just found out science fiction story of mine republished in SexCrime Anthology of Subversive bit.ly/aT6lP #
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Is Hello Kitty Beer Real? @ 06:13 am

Current Location: Hollywood

Becks Hello Kitty Beer


by Amelia G : June 22nd, 2009

hello kitty beer becksIt has been reported far and wide that the most recent Hello Kitty license deal is with Beck’s Beer. Now Hello Kitty puts their cute characters on a remarkable variety of products. The Hello Kitty vibrator jumps to a lot of pervy minds, but you can also get everything from a Hello Kitty umbrella to an embossed Hello Kitty soup pot to boil your ramen in. So it is plausible that there would also be a Hello Kitty brand beer deal. Beck’s is not my favorite beer, but it is decent and I favor the pilsner of the various Beck’s brews.

Unfortunately there appears to be some evidence that Blingee or a similar online design service was used to mock up art for what appears to be a six plus one of Hello Kitty Beck’s beer. Which is too bad as Hello Kitty branded booze might make an entertaining party favor.

Anybody have any idea whether Hello Kitty beer is a fictional fantasy or an actually available Sanrio item for . . .

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Tattoo Teasers @ 06:11 am

Tattoo Teasers



by Amelia G : June 21st, 2009

tattoo teasers bella vendetta forrest black amelia gNew issue of Tattoo Teasers is on newsstands now. This issue features two super long layouts from BlueBlood.com shot by yours truly and Forrest Black. The set we shot of Bella Vendetta which graces both the masthead page and a seven page layout was at the home music studio of good friends of Bella Vendetta’s. The current issue of Tattoo Teasers also includes a second huge seven page layout Forrest Black and I shot of Rachel Face at the most excellent bar Plan B in Portland.

This edition of Tattoo Teasers includes an interview with my fellow Wesleyan University alum Tristan Taormino. Long time Blue Blood readers will probably recall that we published Tristan Taormino’s erotic fiction and wrote up her delightful tome The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women. Although she and I have sometimes, alas, had missed connections, Tristan Taormino will always have a soft spot on my heart for getting me my first book deal when she worked at Masquerade Books which published my Backstage Passes: Rock and Roll Erotica from the Pages of Blue Blood Magazine anthology.

The cover of this issue of Tattoo Teasers, along with a five page feature inside, features pornstar Joanna Angel from web site Burning Angel, which I mentioned here before in my AltPorn Rankings article . Joanna Angel also . . .

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Amelia G Writing in SexCrime Anthology of Subversive Erotica on Kindle @ 06:08 am

SexCrime Anthology of Subversive Erotica on Kindle



by Amelia G : June 24th, 2009

sexcrime subversive eroticaI’ve been trying (fairly unsuccessfully) to recall all of my science fiction writing credits. As a result, I’ve been ego-searching various strings like +”amelia g” +”science fiction” and +”amelia g” +”author” and so forth.

I was surprised to note the book SexCrime: an anthology of underground love and subversive erotica, edited by Cecilia Tan, had come out in a Kindle edition. I wish people would tell me these things. I’m not that hard to find. But it is still fun to find new credits, even if via search engine.

The book collects an assortment of stories on the topic of dystopian cyberpunk sorts of futures and gets its name from George Orwell’s 1984. I believe the story I have in this collection is one called “Rocket Queen”, which you will have already read if you have a vintage copy of Blue Blood magazine #3 in print with the Genitorturers on the cover. “Rocket Queen” also remains the only science fiction tale to ever be published in Thomas S. Roche’s celebrated noir crime Noirotica . . .

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Cyberpunk Fetish Honeymoon Hotel (Bruce Willis Naked) @ 05:49 am

Current Location: Hollywood

Cyberpunk Fetish Honeymoon Hotel



by Amelia G : June 23rd, 2009

bruce willis w magazines emma

Steven Klein is a photographer best known for his collaborations with Madonna, so it is probably no shock that some people might find his work shocking. I just think it is really beautiful. Bruce Willis and his new bride Emma Heming are featured on the cover of the current issue of W. W is one of those magazines that doesn’t really pay but encourages creativity.

So Steven Klein and stylist Camilla Nickerson were free to really go to town on this Honeymoon Hotel photo shoot. The feel is cyberpunk fetish and the apparent chemistry between Bruce Willis and Emma Willis is really nice to see. There’s the Videodrome style television love, the domination, the leather, the bondage, the nudity, the spikes, and the giant boots. There is even a hint of cyberpunk corporate chic spy intrigue, evil clowns, and medical fetish. The gear is mostly by Alexander McQueen, Tom Ford, Dolce & Gabbana,Giorgio Armani, Max Azria, Dior, Nicole Miller, Michael Kors, and Givenchy, although, except for Alexander McQueen the big kinky boots are somewhat uncredited. Of those designers, I find Michael Kors is the best for me personally for kinda regular wear. I would definitely wear Alexander McQueen couture if it were free (and probably made in bigger sizes too), but it is easy on the eyes anyway. I wore Dolce & Gabbana when Forrest Black and I were presenters at the Firecracker Alternative Book Awards and presented an award to Steve Diet Goedde. Which I think is why fellow honoree Michael Madsen . . .

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Blue Blood Adam Lambert Pics in Rolling Stone & Star @ 05:45 am

Adam Lambert in Rolling Stone and Star Magazine



by Amelia G : June 20th, 2009

rolling stone adam lambert american idolPeople keep asking me why I haven’t mentioned that Forrest Black and I have some of our photography of American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert in the current issues of Star Magazine and Rolling Stone, so I suppose I’ll mention it now. The internet has been abuzz for weeks now that Adam Lambert was going to “come out” in Rolling Stone issue 1081. So many publications were reporting that Rolling Stone was going to report that Adam Lambert says he is gay that Rolling Stone had to rush to put the digital image of the cover, lensed by brilliant top photographer Matthew Rolston, online well before the issue hit newsstands. Which seems very meta-something.

For some reason, a number of folks desperately wanted to be the primary source for settling speculation on Adam Lambert’s sexual orientation. Forrest Black and I photographed Adam Lambert kissing Brad “Cheeks” Bell. In point of fact, all of the supposedly scandalous images of Adam Lambert kissing a male were of him kissing the same guy, Brad “Cheeks” Bell. However, as many fans seems to find boy/boy smooching inconclusive and seemed to perhaps care about orientation, I didn’t want any part of anything which might hurt Adam Lambert’s chances of winning American Idol. I heart Alex Burton, my editor at Star Magazine, because the deal he and I made for the first round of images he . . .

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What the duck? @ 05:42 am

What the duck?



by Amelia G : June 19th, 2009

what the duck jack daniels photographyWhat the Duck is the best comic strip anyone has ever done about photography. Now Blue Blood readers, unless they are viewing the site with some sort of high tech braille conversion computer, are familiar with my more professional lit studio and location photography of rock stars, freaks, and naked people.

I also sometimes like to do, uhm, personal work, where I take my snapshot camera out on the town with me (and sometimes rock stars, freaks, and naked people.) In order to achieve my distinctive brand of party time nightlife photography, I do not look through the viewfinder and I keep the display turned off. I do my best work of this type when alcohol is involved.

I’m not much of a drinker, but I can tear it up from time to time on special occasions. Prior to the age of digital photography, I thought I had never blacked out from drinking. I mean, there was never a dead hooker in my bed in the morning and, in the absence of dead hookers, it is difficult to remember not remembering. Since the advent of digital photography, I’ve been made aware that sometimes less booze equals more memories. For example, I was giving my buddy Gonzo grief for not having introduced me to famous, err, computer wiz Kevin Mitnick when we were all partying in Vegas. Unfortunately, Gonzo was able to produce . . .

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June 23rd, 2009

Tweets @ 08:05 am

  • 21:31 @BellaVendetta66 Hurricane weather gets me hot. All the ionized air. Maybe tornadoes do the same to you? #
  • 21:32 @ForrestBlack I would think stuffonmycat would be recession-proof. People need a cute kitty fix even more now #
  • 21:32 Didn't manage to finish stuff today as planned. Tomorrow is going to be SNAFUed. Going to watch Weeds & Jackie now. #
  • 05:01 What the duck? bit.ly/DDSeH #
  • 06:53 Supposed to dye hair today. Feel weird on it. Anyone know if I can get some Hello Kitty Beer? bit.ly/8c7vq #
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June 21st, 2009

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June 20th, 2009

Tweets @ 08:04 am

  • 20:04 Buying hard drives at Office Depot & they're playing NIN Closer #
  • 03:35 Is it pathetic that I just had to do a search on my name to recall some of my own science fiction writing credits? #
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June 19th, 2009

Tweets @ 08:04 am

  • 13:45 True Blood Season 2 - Can Vampires Grow or Dye Hair? bit.ly/4ikStQ #
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June 18th, 2009

Tweets @ 08:06 am

  • 10:10 Wish could spend more time on art & less on management. Jackhammer started outside to make morning complete. #
  • 16:36 @funkatron I would like the internet on a disk, so I could discard said disk. #
  • 17:32 @katelanfoisy Some of my compatriots are certain such things always happen in hordes due to astrology. I'm pleased the jackhammers stopped. #
  • 17:33 @thechaz Self-knowledge can be a dangerous thing ;-) #
  • 17:42 @Mugs I got a custom plastic guard, but looks like I might have chewed it up. I prefer Uma for actually getting the work done. #
  • 03:01 Got True Blood teaser gallery posted www.blueblood.net/gallery/true-blood-season-2-tease Good night internet. #
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